Currently listening to: “Hum Hallelujah” by Fall Out Boy.
Situation: Kim Han and I were ‘studying’ at McD’s one night and I was dying of boredom. So I decided to ask him a super random question and I was expecting a ‘university student’ answer from him you see. But instead, this was what I got.
Me: What is the internet to you?
KH: “In” is like.. dalam*. “Net” is like… Erm.. Networking in the web. That sort of thing, you know?
Me: Then how about the “Ter”?
KH: Oh ter ah.. Err.. Uhm… Errrrr…. *After thinking real hard for some eyon years*
Me: Oi, what is it lah?!
KH: AH I KNOW! Ter is like, a spiderweb!
Me: Wtf, what spiderweb are you talking about? I know what a spiderweb is la but what has it gotta do with the internet?
KH: “Ter” in Malay is usually used to describe an ‘accidental’ action right? Like, terjatuh is like accidentally falling down that kinda thing?
Me: Err, yeah. *Thinking where the hell this was going*
KH: So, “Ter” is like when the spider TER-ludah (accidentally spat**) the web out. That’s why when you combine, you get IN-TER-NET! Dalam-Web-Yang-Terludah-Oleh-Spider!
Me: ……………………… OMG WTF. You can like, go join my father’s club.
*Dalam is the literal translation of the word “in” in BM (Bahasa Melayu).
** He actually means the spider spinning the web.
Wtf, I sometimes doubt Kim Han’s intelligence lor. (-.-“) Where got university student answer like that one?! But you can’t blame him lar. It was about 12 AM at that time and we both were going nuts over our Law tutorial homework. Thus, the ever-intelligent answer from him.
Okay, 12:56 AM now. I’ve an 8 AM lecture tomorrow and I’m still in my smelly clothes. Heading for a nice warm shower.
I might blog after that if I feel like it. Or I just might be a bitch and go watch Nip/Tuck instead. Hee! Not like many of you read lah. Oh wells.
P/s: I’m really sorry for the uber boring post. I try to make it a point to blog everyday although it’s just a short one. Tonight, I’m really tired and for the first time (in my WordPress blog) I’m having some form of blockage and I can’t seem to blog about anything except well, that intelligent conversation I had with Kim Han. So please bear with me and I’ll be back in action real soon (I hope!).
Currently listening to: “Golden” by Fall Out Boy.
I love you all so much that I am sacrificing my beauty sleep to blog. I promised that I will blog about my bloody fish spa tonight and I will do it. It’s currently 1.51 AM I have just completed my assignment. I am currently blogging from my dining room (I usually blog on my bed) which is something very unusual cuz I’m so afraid that I’ll fall asleep on my bed. Wtf. No la, to be honest, blogging’s just really addictive. I was rushing through my assignment cuz I’ve got so much to blog about!
I can hear my parent’s roaring laughter from their room. They’re watching Ah Long Pte. Ltd. I know they’re a bit slow lah but I just got them the DVD earlier on okay! And they’re happily enjoying it. Hee. AND I AM SO EXCITED. Know why? Wanna know why? Beg me lah, then I tell you. Wtf. Hahaha.
You know why?
You really wanna know?
Okay lah, I’m not that mean.
I FINALLY GOT MY HANDS ON THE P.S. I LOVE YOU DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you like, sense my excitement here?! With the exclamation marks and all?! I bet you still can’t. Anyway, words just can’t describe how happy I am. I was literally jumping around my local DVD store when I saw the show!*
I know lah, all those kiasu fellas out there will tell me, “Cheh, I downloaded and watched it already.”
I’ve got the DVD where I can snuggle up on my couch with Muffy and watch it on my big ass TV while you had to watch it on your 12.1″ or 13.3″ or 14.1″ or 15.6” laptop screen. I’m sorry lah. Not to offend those who love their laptops more than themselves but personally, I just dislike watching movies on laptops lor. I mean, it’s okay if it’s just a short clip. But a whole movie?? Seriously?!
I wanted to watch it tonight itself but I figured that I was too tired to do so. So I’m thinking, I’ll watch it on Wednesday night, right before I head down to Singapore. And then, I’ll blog all about it from the Lion City! Okay okay okay?
Okay, it’s settled then.
In case any of you are not aware why am I so overly excited about the movie is because I’ve read the book, which is written by Cecilia Ahern, about two years back and I shed quite an amount of tears reading it. It was THAT good. I’m having really high hopes for the movie though. I hope that it wouldn’t disappoint me. I can’t wait to rip tear gently open up the DVD cover and watch it!!! YAY! 😀 I am a happy girl. Squeak!
And another quickie. I managed to get hold of two tickets to the premier The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian!!
Well, I didn’t get them free la of course. The original price for these tickets are actually RM 30 each!! But for students, my church is selling em’ at RM 30 for TWO tickets. So, do let me know if you guys want them. Would be delighted to help you. It’s a good chance for those of you who might wanna ask someone out on a date but somehow couldn’t find a reason?
Peter: Hey, Jane. Wanna go for a movie?
Jane: Huh? Movie? What’s the occasion?
Peter: Oh, nothing special. Just wanted to catch a movie with you.
Jane: Err.. Arrr… Uhm.. I’m quite busy la. Got assignments due!
Peter: *Leaves with a gloomy face*
BUT! With the premier tickets:
Peter: Hey Jane, I’ve got two tickets to the premier of XXX movie. Are you free to come with me?
Jane: Premier? SURE THING! Pick me up at 8.
Peter: Awesome! *Thinking that he MUST treat Michelle to a Caramel Macchiato after this*
See what I mean? It totally makes sense doesn’t it?? So hurry up before the tickets are being sold out! The release date is 15th of May by the way and the premier is two days before, which is the 13th.
Anyone wanna ber-dating with me for the movie?
Event: Premier of The Chronicles of Narnia : Prince Caspian
Venue: GSC, Mid Valley Megamall.
Date: 13th May 2008 (Tuesday)
Time: 9.30 PM
*Yes, that is me, covering my face with the DVD. I took the picture, with my webcam, at super 2 AM okay. Thus, the covered face.
You all kena con. I am not gonna blog about my Fish Spa at 2.37 AM. I think you all are probably getting bored of me already. I’ll definitely blog about it la. Hopefully before I leave for Singapore. 🙂
Currently listening to: Behaviour Therapy and Modifications by Dr. Shamsul Haque, My psychology lecturer. (-.-“)
Please do not get pissed. Cuz I’m not ready to blog about my Fish Spa yet. It’s nothing fantabulous la so do not expect too much out of it. I just haven’t had time to sit down and blog about it yet and I’m sorry. I MIGHT find time tonight. Currently am having my psychology lab class. 🙂
Anyways, I haven’t done these tags in the longest time. In fact, I seldom do them at all. Usually I’d pretend I didn’t see my name when I get tagged but oh well, sometimes, you gotta play along, don’t you? 😀
Instructions: Remove one question from below, add in one of your own(personal), to make a total of 20. Tag 10 people in your list in the end of this post. Notify them.
2. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 3 blog buddies you’d take and why?
-Reen, cuz she said I’m nice (Haha), Suey my lemur, cuz she’s just awesome, Yee Leng my bunny, cuz she’s DAMN entertaining, and Annie my baby, cuz I simply love her and don’t wanna miss being stranded on an island without her. I know it says 3 but, screw it. I wanna bring 4. And if I could, my uni mates! 😀
3. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
-TOKYO! Please please please anyone wanna bring me? I’d hand wash, dry, iron your laundry for a whole year!(Please, sense some desperation there cuz I NEVER do laundry okay. So consider yourself lucky.)
4. If you can have 1 dream come true, what would it be?
-I wanna be Oprah. But I’d settle for Madonna. No problem. Any offers? (And please, not because I can kiss Britney okay, eww)
6. What are you afraid to lose the most?
-My family and friends. Cliche, I know. But I mean it.
7. If you win $ 1 Million, what would you do?
-Fly to USA and ask Oprah if she’d adopt me. If no then, I’d invest my money in The Oprah Winfrey Show. Wtf.
8. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
-Why not? I mean, don’t gimme that love at first sight sh*t. Doesn’t work that way. In case you all didn’t know, I rarely tell my boyfriend that I love him. Not that I have one to confess to but, I wanna really mean it when I say it. So, yeah, I’d confess to them when I mean it. 🙂
9. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you
-Reen: She’s really outgoing, has a great smile and she’s plays foosball. That’s a bonus!
10. What requirement you wish from your other half?
-To love me even though I do not have any make-up on and even if I have a bad hair day like Britney. Wtf, damn shallow lah. Erm, let me try again. To love me and care for me? Bloody cliche. Hmm, but really, I just need him to love me unconditionally, that’s all I’m asking for.
My definition of a bad hair day as modeled by Britney:
11. What kind of person do you hate the most?
-The kind who tells you you’re nice in front of you and calls you a bitch behind you.
12. If you are given the chance to go back to the past and make a difference, will u?
-Nope, wouldn’t change a thing baby.
14. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
-As I’ve mentioned earlier on, as cheesy as it sounds, my family and friends. Seriously.
15. If there’s ever a war(or things that are similar) happening in your place, are you going to move to a safer place, or fight?
-Move to a safer place la doh! I can’t fight for nuts!!!
16. If you have the chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
17. Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
-First would be my mom, then Suey and Yee Leng, then Annie, then (used to be Ju Lien la but temporarily, this spot is vacant).
18. What’s your weakest point?
-I procrastinate too much. Too much to an extent that it might scare you. Wtf.
19. What’s the thing that you’re most proud of?
-Muffy, my dog. Wtf. Hahahahaha. Cuz I wanted to include him somewhere in this tag.
20. What is the one thing that you regret most?
-Well, there are many really but one of the most recent ones would probably be me quarreling with Juju.
I tag: Every single person on my Blogroll. Go check for your name. I mean it and I promise I’ll check. Especially you, Wai Chien. If you’ve done it then bloody re-do it! ROAR!
Will blog again tonight!
It’s 8 PM now and I’m supposed to be all ready, waiting for Kim Han to pick me up to go study Business Law. Well, we kind of define ‘study’ as chit-chatting, gossiping, talking about our problems, etc. So, yeah. We’re going to study. 😀
Anyway, I know I’m supposed to blog about the Fish Spa but I’ll do it when I get home later. A quickie before I leave.
Remember me mentioning that I’d be going to PD (Port Dickson) on the 9th and 10th of May in conjunction of Freedom ’08? Well, this convo happened over dinner earlier on.
Situation: My mom and I were discussing about where I’m staying and such.
Dad: What PD trip are you all talking about?
Me: Oh, I’m going down to PD with my friends.
Dad: Since when? Why wasn’t I informed about it? Your mother agreed to let you go meh?
Mom: Yala, she has got to have a uni life as well ma.
Me: Wah, mi, I didn’t know you were SO understanding! *With a glowing face*
Mom: Of course, you better blog about this tonight.
Me: Yes yes, I will! Don’t worry.
Mom: Make sure you remember ok. I’m aiming for the Mother of the Year award.
She’s like, some ‘Gossip Girl’ mother. Remember Serena Van Der Woodson’s mom? Yeah. That sort. Haha. But of course, she’s joking lah!
Anyways, F1 race is in Spain this weekend. Alonso’s homeland. And Kimmi’s on pole position!!! GO WHOOP ALONSO, KIMMI! Alonso and Massa are 2nd and 3rd on the grid respectively. And the most exciting part? I just watched the start off and Massa overtook Alonso. It’s currently a Ferrari 1 and 2! Woots! Another highlight was probably the Chelsea and Man Utd match last night. I didn’t get to watch it cuz I was busy being thrown into pools of water at the Street Carnival. (-.-“) Will update later! Kim Han just dropped me like, 4 smses and I didn’t hear them. I’m so doomed.
And uhm, just to clear the air a little. Quite a number of friends of mine have been asking if Kim Han and I are together. Please, we are not and we will never be. We’re just two really good friends who click together, that’s all. I have his back, and he has mine. As simple as that. So please, just because we go out together often, do not assume that we have a thing for each other okay? 🙂
Will blog again later!
Or whom I usually call, Annie.
To my older readers, you all know who she is. To the newer ones, Jo-Ann’s my 18 year-old cousin who is currently doing her ADP at HELP college. You can read a little more about us here and you can also check out her blog here. She’s currently teaching me how to incorporate the word ‘feel’ into a BM (Bahasa Melayu) sentence.
* Jo-Ann says: Hari itu, saya telah menemani emak saya ke pasar. Di situ, kita telah FEEL buah tembikai untuk memilih yang paling sedap.
Now, don’t you see a couple of errors in that sentence? Firstly, of course it has to be the overly absurd use of the word ‘feel’. Secondly, WHO ON EARTH FEELS A WATERMELON BEFORE BUYING IT? Well, at least we now know that Annie and my aunt does it.
Okay, it’s already 3.42 AM and I’m still awake. Seriously, I’m going to bed.
Omg, she just read the post and now she’s arguing that people to FEEL watermelons before they buy it. Like, hit it or something. But I do not agree you see. Masya Allah, malam ini aku tak payah tidur lar. (-.-“)
I drew her this diagram and she totally said that I was damn smart and she worships me.
It’s 4 AM, I’m seriously REALLY going to bed. Nights! 😀
Remember this picture from the previous post? Well, this picture was actually bluetooth-ed to my dad’s phone instead of mine you see. This was what happened over dinner.
Me: Eh dy, send me the Sean Kingston picture.
Please bear in mind, that to my dad, anything more than 100KB is big. (-.-“)
Dad: *Finally finding the picture after some donkey years* Wah, the picture is 276 KB! Quite a lot of space right? My memory card only has 1 GB of space!
Me: Don’t worry lah, 276 KB is a very small file only.
Dad: No la, I think Sean Kingston very fat, that’s why he took up so much space.
After taking a moment to understand what he was trying to say.
Me: ………. OMG DY YOU ARE DAMN LAME CAN?!?!??!
Did you get what he was trying to say? Masya Allah… I nearly fainted.
On a different occasion, one day, in the car on the way to somewhere,
Me: Ma, this is Mariah Carey’s new song.
Mom: What’s the name of the song?
Me: Touch my body.
Mom: See la, always asking people to touch her body. So terrible! What kind of song is this?
In her defense, she isn’t the old-fashioned and conservative kind of mother ok! She loves new songs. Just not Mariah Carey, I don’t know why. Earlier on she was telling me about Usher’s new song, Love In The Club. Said that the song has a very catchy tune and told me to go download it. My mom’s like that. She always tells me to download the latest songs and all. She’s like, the most adorable mother that you can ever find. I’ll let this out to you all lah but don’t go ask her about it (although I know she’ll read this). My mom and I have a ‘secret handshake‘ thingy. You know the ones you and your classmates used to have when you were 9? Lame and cheesy, I know. But that’s how close we are. We’re practically friends. 🙂
I know the title also includes “The Fish Spa” but really, it’s 3 AM now and I’m half talking to Annie while blogging and I’m really really tired. Can I blog about it tomorrow? Or maybe Sunday cuz it’s the Monash Street Carnival tomorrow and the thing ends at 12 AM. I doubt I’ll have energy left to blog. Wait, wtf. Why am I asking you for your permission. Damn it, I will blog about it on Sunday! ROAR! I’ve such a long day ahead tomorrow, starting with me going down to One U with Chee Hoe to get the Freedom ’08 tickets. Any of you going?
Here’s a sneak peak though. Do check back. 😉
You know you love me,
Gossip Girl Michie.
“Life is not a highway, it’s the LDP at 6 PM”… Thank you for that my friend. 🙂
P/s: Annie, I know you’re the very first one to read this post and I know you’re very stressed up with exams and all but please do take good care of yourself aite? Me love you! 🙂
Or better known as Sean Kingston. I know I’m a little back-dated about the whole Sean Kingston hoo-ha but I do wish to blog about it although I’m no big fan.
Picture adapted from Jean’s blog.
I did not attend the so called ‘concert’ at Zouk. After reading Kenny Sia’s review about it, I realized that I did not miss a thing. The next day, SK had an autograph session at Subang Parade. Why Subang Parade you may ask considering that we have the hip and happening Sunway Pyramid. Honestly I don’t know as well. I remember that it was on a Saturday and I was there with my mom running some errands and suddenly, I saw this.
Then I knew, that the big tub of lard was coming.
There weren’t as many people as I expected though. His autograph session was scheduled to begin at 1 PM and this one only turned up at 2! I hate it when stars like them aren’t punctual. And this is like, an hour late! They always think that it’s cool to swoosh in an hour or two later than their scheduled time. Not cool okay.
So as usual, he signed cds and posters and I noticed that there were A LOT of kiddy fans. The kind from his age group lah. There were even a huge group of 7 to 9 year olds!
Believe it or not, before he left, I had the honour of treating him to ten a scoop of Chocolate Chip Dough at Baskin Robbins. You have no idea how jealous the girls around were. They nearly ripped my hair off.
Sean Kingston giving me the peace sign to thank me and after snapping this picture, he sang to me, “You’re way too beauuuuutiful girl.” This time, the girls nearly ripped my clothes off.
P/s: I am not a fan okay. I just wanted to blog about a fat celebrity.
More in the next post!
Currently listening to “Paperthin Hymn by Anberlin”.
I really wanted to blog tonight but I’m getting really tired of everything around me. Both physically, and mentally. So, this will just be a short one.
They say that leave things in God’s hands and everything will fall into shape. Somehow, my so called ‘shape’ is pretty undefined and it’s really mind-fucking. I noticed recently that my memory is deteriorating, my network is getting smaller and I miss Suey and Yee Leng like fuck. I just spent about 3 hours or so talking to them and it totally made up my screwed up day. We laughed so much and talked about things that well, bothered us. They’re always there even though they’re miles and miles away. Sigh. Earlier on, right before I came online, Yee Leng sent me a three page long sms which nearly sent me to tears. She warned me not to cut my hair short and that she was going to bed. It was then that she signed on to MSN and poof! The three of us couldn’t stop yakking. Yeah babe, I miss you like mad too. 😦 And of course my little lemur, I did not forget about you. Thank you, for keeping me sane.
I wouldn’t say that things have been hectic at uni but I’m putting myself under unnecessary pressure. I tried and I’m still trying so hard to cope with everything but really, I’m losing faith in myself. People always say “believe in yourself”. Now, where and when exactly do we imply this phrase? Cuz at this point, I think that “believe in yourself” is pretty fucked up. It’s not working out for me.
I realized I’m all on my own here, facing all this sh*t. I always tell myself that it is God’s plan that everything is happening as it is. I’m trying very hard to convince myself that He has a plan for me and that He will be guiding me through it. Sometimes, I’m really in doubt. Doubting myself and my capabilities of facing all this and doubting my faith in Him. I’m praying so hard that my faith would not slip away.
I choose (or at least I try) not to be too emotional with everything that’s happening and just take everything with a pinch of salt. But sometimes I just can’t help it. I don’t want to appear to be vulnerable. My mom often tells me that I’m much tougher than I seem to be. Something which I hope is true. Sigh, why are there so many winding roads to life? Why can’t it be one long straight road instead of a long and winding one? I know you must be thinking, “If it’s straight all the way, where got exciting?!” Fuck you, don’t talk rubbish. Unless you enjoyed and are enjoying whatever miserable state you are in now and you are looking forward to whatever misery that is coming your way.
I’m sorry for the profanities but I just couldn’t help it. Sorry Annie. Somehow I feel that I shouldn’t be swearing in front of you.
Okay, I’ve ranted enough. When reality kicks in, you gotta deal with it. And I’m gonna give it a good kick in the arse. I shall not dwell in this issue anymore. I will learn how to face it.
Good Night people.
How sad can a person’s life be? Well, take mine for an instance. The normal student would only attend lab class for statistics ONCE a week. I, the unique one on the other hand, am attending my SECOND lab this week. Why you may ask? Well, it’s a long story. Got the time? I don’t really care if you do or not actually. I want you to read about my horrible day.
Before I start off, I want to let out a secret. A secret which I have been keeping since October last year. Last October, I finally took the plunge and decided to take my driver’s license cuz I couldn’t stand the constant mocking from people who go, “WHAT? YOU STILL DON’T HAVE YOUR LICENSE?!” They make it look as though it’s like a crime of some sort. Wtf. I know Annie would definitely support me when I say we should take our time to get our licenses. Right Annie? 🙂
ANYWAYS, fast forward everything, this morning was my test day. Well, my second attempt at it actually cuz I flunked the first one. Mind you, I PASSED MY ROAD TEST OKAY. In fact, I passed the road test with super flying colours! Super as in Superman super, not Cicakman. Wtf, I am so lame. I got a freaking 19/20 okay! Not easy for girls to get that high marks! In fact, I was supposed to get a 20/20 but the tester said that he can’t give full marks cuz it would look ‘unrealistic’. WTF. (-.-“) Never mind, I’m still happy with what I got.
It was the freaking ‘bukit’ lah. Also known as the slope. I want so much to curse and swear here but I keep reminding myself about girls and vulgarities. They’re disgusting when they get together. I TRY not to swear but sometimes, swearing makes a sentence sound so good and it shows your enthusiasm!
- I want to kill you.
- I want to fucking kill you. (Plus deadly stare)
See how much difference that makes? The first sentence is well, merely a sentence. But the second one, wow. You better run when a girl tells you that.
Random shit. I was Facebooking you see and my lecturer happened to pass by. He was like,
Mr. Tang: Oh, Facebook ah?
Me: Yeah sir, you use?
Mr. Tang: Yeah I got use.
Me: Gimme your contact sir. I add you now.
Mr. Tang: Harh? Don’t want lah! Only got one picture! Nothing to see one!!
Omg, my lecturer is so funny. Haha.
ANYWAY, (see? I drifted again) in short, I flunked my bukit cuz for both occasions, it rained really heavily right before I took my test and EVERYTHING was slippery. From my clutch, to the accelerator to my shoes!! That was it, finito. And today, the JPJ tester was being such a b*tch. Normally, each candidate is given two chances at the slope. During my first attempt, I tried to balance but my car but it went backwards. So, I looked at her and asked if I could try again. She TOTALLY IGNORED my plea and shouted,
“JALAN LA, KENAPA TAK JALAN??!!”
OMG I SWEAR I WANTED TO FLY OUT OF MY CAR AND SLICE HER UP AND MAKE SUSHI OUT OF HER.
So, that was it lor. That was how my test ended. I have to re-take it in 3 weeks time as next Thursday is a public holiday and the following week, all the spaces are full. So, my next attempt shall be the 15th of May. I think I know why I flunked. It must be karma cuz I didn’t inform you guys about it. And you all did not pray for me. God couldn’t hear me alone. SO YOU ALL BETTER SAY PRAY FOR ME ON THE EVE OF THE 15TH!!! Roar.
By the way, I’ll be heading down to Singapore next weekend (Labour Day till Sunday) for a holiday with my parents. Sadly, Muffy has to be left at the pet hotel. 😦
Ever heard of the fish spa? Am trying that out with Dominic (Cheah) tomorrow at Mid Valley. Will blog about my experience tomorrow night. Be sure to look out for it! 😀
Our annual Monash Street Carnival will be happening at Monash University parking lot this Saturday from 12 noon till 12 AM. Do come and join us if you don’t have anything planned! Admission is free and the theme is “Wet & Wild”. 😉
Okay, I wanna blog but Wai Chien just told me that there’s another class taking over the computer lab in approximately 30 seconds.
Will blog again tonight!
Yeah, class is THAT boring that I have to log on to WordPress to blog. Sometimes I don’t have a clue why I signed up to study Business in Monash. Oh yes, because I need my degree so that I can earn truckloads of cash in the future and buy my Mini Cooper (I want the freaking S Class one). And after my Mini Cooper, I shall buy my Nissan Fair Lady and then probably proceed with my sexy white BMW 5 Series and then.. If I still have cash to spare, I will buy Sir Richard Branson’s Necker Island which is located in the British Virgin Islands.
British Virgin Islands
Necker Island which belongs to the tycoon of Virgin Records and Virgin Airways and whom also has an estimated net worth of approximately USD$ 7.9 Billion.
He bought the freaking island for a mere USD$ 300,000 and now it’s worth a whooping few hundred million. It’s okay if you can’t afford the island. You can opt to have a holiday there instead for USD$ 46,000 per night. Damn celup lor all these rich people. 😦
Anyways, class is ending. Will blog again tonight.
You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.
HAHAHAHA. Wtf. If you don’t watch Gossip Girl you won’t get it. So go watch it!