How sad can a person’s life be? Well, take mine for an instance. The normal student would only attend lab class for statistics ONCE a week. I, the unique one on the other hand, am attending my SECOND lab this week. Why you may ask? Well, it’s a long story. Got the time? I don’t really care if you do or not actually. I want you to read about my horrible day.

Before I start off, I want to let out a secret. A secret which I have been keeping since October last year. Last October, I finally took the plunge and decided to take my driver’s license cuz I couldn’t stand the constant mocking from people who go, “WHAT? YOU STILL DON’T HAVE YOUR LICENSE?!” They make it look as though it’s like a crime of some sort. Wtf. I know Annie would definitely support me when I say we should take our time to get our licenses. Right Annie?

ANYWAYS, fast forward everything, this morning was my test day. Well, my second attempt at it actually cuz I flunked the first one. Mind you, I PASSED MY ROAD TEST OKAY. In fact, I passed the road test with super flying colours! Super as in Superman super, not Cicakman. Wtf, I am so lame. I got a freaking 19/20 okay! Not easy for girls to get that high marks! In fact, I was supposed to get a 20/20 but the tester said that he can’t give full marks cuz it would look ‘unrealistic’. WTF. (-.-”) Never mind, I’m still happy with what I got.

It was the freaking ‘bukit’ lah. Also known as the slope. I want so much to curse and swear here but I keep reminding myself about girls and vulgarities. They’re disgusting when they get together. I TRY not to swear but sometimes, swearing makes a sentence sound so good and it shows your enthusiasm!

Example:

• I want to kill you.
• I want to fucking kill you. (Plus deadly stare)

See how much difference that makes? The first sentence is well, merely a sentence. But the second one, wow. You better run when a girl tells you that.

Random shit. I was Facebooking you see and my lecturer happened to pass by. He was like,

Mr. Tang: Oh, Facebook ah?

Me: Yeah sir, you use?

Mr. Tang: Yeah I got use.

Me: Gimme your contact sir. I add you now.

Mr. Tang: Harh? Don’t want lah! Only got one picture! Nothing to see one!!

Omg, my lecturer is so funny. Haha.

ANYWAY, (see? I drifted again) in short, I flunked my bukit cuz for both occasions, it rained really heavily right before I took my test and EVERYTHING was slippery. From my clutch, to the accelerator to my shoes!! That was it, finito. And today, the JPJ tester was being such a b*tch. Normally, each candidate is given two chances at the slope. During my first attempt, I tried to balance but my car but it went backwards. So, I looked at her and asked if I could try again. She TOTALLY IGNORED my plea and shouted,

“JALAN LA, KENAPA TAK JALAN??!!”

OMG I SWEAR I WANTED TO FLY OUT OF MY CAR AND SLICE HER UP AND MAKE SUSHI OUT OF HER.

So, that was it lor. That was how my test ended. I have to re-take it in 3 weeks time as next Thursday is a public holiday and the following week, all the spaces are full. So, my next attempt shall be the 15th of May. I think I know why I flunked. It must be karma cuz I didn’t inform you guys about it. And you all did not pray for me. God couldn’t hear me alone. SO YOU ALL BETTER SAY PRAY FOR ME ON THE EVE OF THE 15TH!!! Roar.

By the way, I’ll be heading down to Singapore next weekend (Labour Day till Sunday) for a holiday with my parents. Sadly, Muffy has to be left at the pet hotel.

Ever heard of the fish spa? Am trying that out with Dominic (Cheah) tomorrow at Mid Valley. Will blog about my experience tomorrow night. Be sure to look out for it!

Our annual Monash Street Carnival will be happening at Monash University parking lot this Saturday from 12 noon till 12 AM. Do come and join us if you don’t have anything planned! Admission is free and the theme is “Wet & Wild”.

Okay, I wanna blog but Wai Chien just told me that there’s another class taking over the computer lab in approximately 30 seconds.

Will blog again tonight!

Love,

Mich.